The NAB Cup - Things We Have Learnt

OK OK... not much, lets be honest.  But what we can say is...

• The Pies will still be up there near the Crows at the top of the table.
• Ricky Nixon is as smart as he is attractive.
• Footballers are rarely forced to choose between playing football and being a doctor.
• The Suns will be pretty competitive - at least for the first half of the season until all the kiddies get a lil battle weary.
• Richmond will be dodgy - how bad is a team if it needs to put Jake King as Captain? Seriously.
• White guernsey's are for losers.
• Paps will be dodgy - even their own are tipping them for bottom (eh Once Great?)
• Mzungu will be in everyones Dream Team.
• Brisbane... will be dodgier.  Oh dear.  Ambulance PLEASE!
• Geelong may still have a big say in the finals.
• Essendon are still crap, but at least now I don't need to hear Hirdy profess love for Knights.
• Eddie McGuire is still a Dick.
• Ricky Nixon is unattractive.