Decisions Decisions...

What a weekend that was!  Friday night was possibly the hardest decision making night of my life.  Lets see, we had The Footy - Sydney v Carlton in the absolute pouring rain.  Cats, Dogs, Roos, Swans... yep animals were going down 4x4 just in case 2x2 was not enough, it was THAT HEAVY.  Then of course we had The Wedding.  HOW EXCITING!!! OOOOH What will she look like?  What will they say? Oh my.  Hold me back.  FROM MY SHOTGUN BIATCHES!

And then there was The Bieber.  A true artist at work.  This lad has it all.  Hair.  Autotune.  Silver spangly tracksuits.  What can I possibly say that hasn't already been said about him?

No, rather than listen to me, lets go to the reviews by his 12yo female and effeminate male fanbase: OMG!!! HSDUSFHSDJGFU!!!  ♥ SHUT UUUUUP!  ♥ AMAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG ♥

Bad Arsed Dude.

Anyway between screaming at the Bieb and watching The Wedding, I did manage to glance at the footy app on my BiebPhone4.EVER, and noticed that Sydney lost to the CHEATING scum that is carlton.  Yep, at a crucial time the steward made an complete F-Up of a decision (acknowledged now), handing the BlueBaggers 6 points and the momentum swing in a low scoring tight-arsed game.  The only thing missing from the admission is that Juddy put them up to it.  I looked away at the point though cos Biebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa was singing BaybeeeeeBaybeeeeeeeeBayBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and i almost long control of my pelvic flaw oh my he is soooooooo hawt!

Lucky mum woz waiting outside to pick me up because i woz like, so hot.  It was THE BEST DAYZ OF MY LIFE!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!

So how bad are the Dees?  Very.  But you knew that.  But I'll tell you what... not as BADARSE AS BIEBER! HA!  And dare I say, not as bad as Port.  Now I know the Paps supporters will still come back and say yeah hey we still beat the Crows and blah blah blah, but seriously, does beating the Crows come second in your Bieberlike mind to say... winning more than 2 games for the year?  If thats the highlight of the year for Port players and supporters, then you can have it every year, cos yer crap.  Watching that game was more embarrasing than watching the Suns - at least we all know the Suns will be good in a cuppla years time - Port will still be hobbling along cheering the fact they beat the Crows and finished 17th just ahead of GWS.

Speaking of the Crows... Ando - three quarters is apparently enough to take care of 2nd and 3rd tier teams such as the Hawks n Saints (we only played 20 mins against Port and still only just lost).  The Mighty Mighty's were never in doubt, but the Sinners... well it's ugly innit?  Hero to Zero.  Actually reminds me of Crows circa 1999... whoops.  Glad I didn't pick em for the Granny!

The Pies kept on keeping on - beating the Doggies fairly comfy in the end.  And the Tigers were never gonna lose to the Lions.  Seriously.

Baaaaybeeee Bayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BAAAAAAYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEE!

Tipsters
New leader - thats what happens when the Bieb hitz downetowne!  Yep, 2 of the Bieb's greatest fans picked a full house on the weekend - FootyBiebs and JustinBiebMarriedMyHairOMG! - the Hair is now leading the comp cos Syneeeeeeee died in the buttocks picking just 4 from 7.  Whoops.  He should have stuck with the ole adage "When The Bieb is In da House, Home Game's will be Grouse".

Round 7
OMG! It's Round 7!  That's amazing.  And it kicks off with the Best Team in the The Port Flower Power playing Da Hawks.  I would kinda love Port to win this - just so I can laugh at Ando - but realistically it ain't gonna happen.  Not if the Hawks have any kinda hope of going Top 4 in 2011.

On Saturday there are some games tighter than the front row of a Bieber concert (sorry...).  First the Dogs host the Swans.  Both teams off a loss, both teams probably consider themselves top 6 contenders - maybe top 4... I think the Dogs in Melbourne - just cos of the home ground advantage.

Actually I just noticed the Cats n Kangas - this is more like... as tight as a front row of an Andre Rieu concert... (oh thats just wrong).  The Cats will win easily.  Then there is the Tigers n Dockers in Melbourne.  This is a game the Dockers need to (and should) win.  But dare I say the Tigers are playing ok?  Not as Ok as the Dockers though - they'll win it comfortably.

Saturday night has the Suns n Lions duking it out.  Until the Suns smashed the Paps, we all assumed this was the Suns first chance at winning what will forever be known as the Banana Split.  The Suns MUST be hurting after the weekend, and the Lions aren't playing that bad.  Hard to tip the Suns - I think they will need to wait until the next Paps game before they get their second win.

On Sunday the Bombers will easily beat the Eagles - who have been blessed with the easiest draw in the Comp - and the Dees will fall into a further mire as the inexperienced but far too Mighty Crows take home the points.  Finally the Saints and Blues.  Last Chance Saloon really for the Sinners... this may be your upset pick...