Wednesday 1 June 2011

Round 10: Ugh.

I bet none of you at other places of work have recently had your own BAM! and toilet brushes put in your toilet cubicles.  Yep, apparently I now need to clean the toilets here.  Not sure if I do this before, during, or after my use - probably all three.  I know I have to put up with a lot of $hit but now I need to clean up others as well.  *sighs*

Speaking of excrement, the Crows.  I can't believe we go to the effort of losing a game and the Paps are STILL not bottom.  I know I know they aren't technically on the bottom but the Paps have played 2 more games than the Suns, so realistically they are bottom in spirit.  Meanwhile the AFL are having to prop their arses up while half the board resigns.  How long before PA stands for Port Arthur?

Must say it is a while since there was such a big gap between the top two and mediocrity.  And the mediocrity this year stretches from 3 to 17.  The Hawks are in third?  When are they going to play a decent team?  You think I'm joking?  Ditto Blues, Eagles, Bombers, Sydney... just look at the teams they have played and YOU let me know if any of them have beaten another worthwhile team that was playing good footy.  Did you watch the Swans n Roos?  The Swans are in 6th and watching them was painful.  In Guantanemo they are currently offering the option of waterboarding sesssions or watching the Swans play the Roos, and most are picking the waterboarding.  Terrible.

Tippers
It's getting tighter and tighter.  After a week that was supposed to be easy to pick, only 5 managed to get six picks right.  Whattha?

Leading the way is still the mighty Nelson Rocks - one clear of Judd n Driza.  But yep, it is all tight, and those Grand Final picks could prove vital if the Sinners n Doggies miss out eh?

In the side comp some of you were knocked out... it continues on and jackpots to $30 - all games in the mix.

Round 11
It starts pretty poorly with the Bombers back after a well timed break to play against the Dees.  The Dees are in Deesaray... if the players aren't injured then they're homesick or they're faking it.  Anything to get out of a contest.  Bombers to get back to winning.  Then we have the Cats n Dogs.  The Dogs are absolutely zero chance.  Brian "I am fat n lazy" Lake is almost making Dawson and LRT look skilled.  The Cats will roll on.

The Suns are paying $12 against the Eagles.  Seriously!  Wow, how big is the Eagles bandwagon?  The Suns just finished pushing the Cats to the edge and yet they are rated no chance against the Eagles.  Maybe thats cos Hunt is having the week off?  That said, yer not gonna tip the Suns.

In the biggest 50/50 of the round we have the Lions n Swans.  And not cos they are good.  The Swans are playing absolute kack.  The Lions are now considered a Powerhouse (as is a growing list of teams according to N Craig).  I'm tipping the Swans cos they need to win and surely they can't play as badly as last week...?

The Pies will not be having a draw against the Saints (yes, Goddard is in my dream team), and the Dockers without Sandilands are in a world of pain so expect the Hawks to easily account for them.

The Crows are paying $2.65 against the Roos - that my friends is easy money - and the paaaaah host the Blues.  Another easy win against dodgy opposition - not sure for which team though...

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