Adjusted Leaderboard and Prizemoney

Ok ok its been 5 months since my last blog.
Why do I feel like this is Confession?
Yep I've been quieter than Jay Schulz in front of goal this season. But hey it's finals and I'm back baby. With all the goss I might add.
I had a look back at my prediction in April re the Cats not making the 8 and how you could make money. Did ya listen? Did ya did ya? No. So stop judging me for my lack of blogs.
Tell you what Dr Phanto didnt listen, he tipped em for the GF. Did he mean Spoon?
Still, what do I know as I tipped Port for the GF...and GF they did, right royally. I blame Vossy...just sayin...

Mind you 11 people tipped Port...so I was far from alone...unlike I am right now, sitting in this room, sipping a lil red, madly typing drivel, pretending next season will be better, knowing that Vossy is still there...lurking, ready to F up at any given point. I mean I can understand why Port got him, look at what he did at the Lions...picked up some star recruits...and stuffed the team for about 10 years. Hang on he also did that Rookie show thing...and the kid just got delisted.
I digress. Ok ok I'll get to the point. Are we there yet? Not much further.
Ok I cant adjust the leaderboard in the footytips website cos some people cant be a$$ed giving me editing rights...and I cant be a$$ed editing. Well it is confession isnt it?
I've taken off points for finalists in the wrong part of the ladder, I've added points for the correct spooner, I've taken off points for spooners in the top part of the ladder, I've converted Celsius to Fahrenheit, I've re-acquainted myself with sin cos and tan, I've created formulas excel didn't know existed, I've flyed to the moon and back just to be just to be your baby yer, I've taken off points for those #$@$!@#ers who haven't paid, and I've come up with this leader board with just the 2 prelims and 1 GF to play:

 

Tipper	Score after wk2 of finals	Deduct for Gfinalist in bottom 10	Deduct for Spooner in top8	Add for correct Spooner	Deduct for being w@nker and not paying	Total Current Score
Pizerul	150	-2				148
Samurai Su	149	-2				147
BJAK	147					147
Peter Tancred	148		-2			146
Pavstheman	145					145
Crazieburn	144					144
MadJacob	143					143
Andrew Casey	143					143
Tom Rosewall	142					142
Joseph McAleer	144	-2				142
John Murray	142					142
Geebz	142					142
Corageous Cale Morton	144	-2				142
Hookster	141					141
David Polkinghorne	140					140
ruby2shoes	140	-2				138
ONCEGREAT	140	-2				138
Gutterguard	138					138
Drizabone	140	-2				138
His Goaliness	137					137
Nelson Rocks	136					136
Mr Cricket Jr	136					136
Wildjohny	137	-2				135
Horseboy	136	-2				134
Why is Mick still the coach?	136	-2	-2			132
MsPulga	132					132
Shokeroo	131					131
Delores	129					129
Dennis Cu	126					126
Crows FC	126					126
Sean Langcake	81					81
Taalia Paukkunen	131				-100	31
Chooka	127	-2	-2		-100	23
Pavpaa	121				-100	21
IH8CROWS	121		-2		-100	19
DrPhanto	119	-2			-100	17
kristine wallace	115				-100	15
louman	108				-100	8
PieMad	99			3	-100	2
The Falcon						0
smokin' joe	89				-100	-11
Paul Askew	83				-100	-17
Mark Williamson	78				-100	-22

So, what does all that mean? O konno know....I said he doesn't know. Not true, its just  thats how I roll, animal print pants outta control. Actually its just the red kicking in (ahh sorry, but at last). Ok Ok it means not a lot of change at the top - but all that can still change when the GF tips kick in. I'll try to blog again next week...or in the next 5 months, whenever I'm good and ready...bear with me though. Hey I coulda wrote "bare" with me and that woulda had a whole new connotation. Hang on, next time someone asks me to bear with them I'll put em under arrest, or file a lawsuit or something..or maybe just forget this whole stupid conversation, as I'm want to do in a morning post reds in an evening.
Right now onto the Money. The moula. The filthy lucre. Yer baby, show it to me. Oh hang on I'm showing it to you...I thought we'd moved on from the whole bare with me...oh right back on track, the cashola. Well, I've made my decision and unlike the judges on the X factor I'm not changing it every 5 seconds. I want you in my team. Sorry, wrong decision. I've made a decision re the cash break up. THE STREAK
For the Bare with me prize, sorry the Streak (same thing?) it's a straight (I hope so) $90 to the winner. And that winner is "Why is Mick still the Coach". Congrats, I'll donate that to the save the Oncegreat fund. Nar nar only kidding I'll send it to ya...sometime... CASH PRIZES
For the rest of us I intend to break it up as per below. Yep I've got a 9th prize, for the princely sum of why bother. But hey. Ok folks any probs message me. ta ta

1st	$350
2nd	$155
3rd	$100
4th	$80
5th	$60
6th	$40
7th	$30
8th	$15
9th	$10