Round 18 - Finally

OK OK... i'm getting slack. But I had a golf weekend Sunday and Monday (Bank Holiday), and it has taken me over a day to get over the fact that Tree Fiddy (a) came 3rd - equal first but 3rd on a countback, and (b) I only beat him by one stroke off the stick. What is the world coming to? And then not only that but the Fiddler came out and smashed The Anti-Dave at snooker not once but twice! Yep, right now thousand of kiddies can't wait to get a puppy cos their folks told em "You'll get a puppy when Dave wins a prize at the Club Champs young man!"

*sighs*

But fear not - when it comes to gambling, he is still managing to keep the team DOWN. "Put it on the Hawks" he says... "or maybe the Bombers". Oh Dave. zzzzzz

Speaking of the Bombers, is it a co-incidence that Lovett-Murray gets caught with some illegals after his team spends the weekend with the West Drugged Beagles? I think NOT! The Beagles were way too good for the Bombers, which is to say they were pretty crap. If the Bombers make the 8 they will be the worst such team since they last made the 8.

The Paps n Hawks did battle ALSO for a spot in the 8 - loser can pretty much start TANKING - and in this case... it was the Hawks. Useless. After seeing the game, Hirdy decided he'd rather stick to coaching his kids under 9's team cos at least they show some consistency. If they make the 8, they will be the worst such team since the Bombers last made the 8.

The Sinners scraped home against the Swans and ditto the Cats against the Crows. Huge games. Yes, the Cats had a lot of injuries, I know. And of course Chappers goes out injured NOW. Why not LAST week eh? The Blues n Snooze battled. Well. They kinda flicked eachother with teatowels for a bit. Even the Snooze got bored - bangin on 9 behinds in the last quarter to give the Blues a win. If they make the 8, they will be the worst such team since the Bombers last made the 8.

Pies. Lions. Pies won. The Lions... if they make the top 4, they will be the worst such team...

Freo played someone. I can't remember who and don't really care - I'm pretty sure whomever they played must have won though. And the Tigers beat the Dees. If the Dees are tanking then either they are the worlds WORST tankers or Richmond are the worlds worst team. You can just hear Bailey explaining the close call to the President after the game... "Look... we played our worst 22, we played them out of position, every 10 minutes we put 2 extra players on the field then took 4 off, and the Tigers were STILL only just able to win...."