Yes Ladies, It Is Here. Better Late than never. or not.
The Second and Third best teams of 2009 get to play off in what should be an absolute ball-tearer of a Grand Final. Could we have wished for anything more? Ace match-ups on every line, and some of the ugliest men in football taking pot-shots at eachother. Just how ugly would it be if Goddard and Ling had a car accident? "Sorry gov, we are pretty sure their heads smashed through the windscreen... it doesn't appear to be broken but NO one is that ugly..."
What is missing is the Fev. Yes, after the BrownlowGate, he has been banned from the MCG motorcade on Saturday by the AFL. A little harsh me thinks, but maybe they're worried he'll rock up half cut, try and get behind the wheel and take out half the Saints n Cats players before getting out his Sing-Star and mauling a version of 'American Pie'. I still think it couldn't be worse than friggin J Barnes singing 'No Second Prize' and Mark Seymour 'The Holy Grail'. *sighs*
Who WILL be at the ground is a certain Mr M Lloyd. Retiring 3 years too late for my liking. When was the last time an opposition team were genuinely concerned about him? Lloydy has been so crap for the last 3 years, that if he played against Essendon, they would play Fletcher on him. And he NEVER plays on a decent forward.
The Second and Third best teams of 2009 get to play off in what should be an absolute ball-tearer of a Grand Final. Could we have wished for anything more? Ace match-ups on every line, and some of the ugliest men in football taking pot-shots at eachother. Just how ugly would it be if Goddard and Ling had a car accident? "Sorry gov, we are pretty sure their heads smashed through the windscreen... it doesn't appear to be broken but NO one is that ugly..."
What is missing is the Fev. Yes, after the BrownlowGate, he has been banned from the MCG motorcade on Saturday by the AFL. A little harsh me thinks, but maybe they're worried he'll rock up half cut, try and get behind the wheel and take out half the Saints n Cats players before getting out his Sing-Star and mauling a version of 'American Pie'. I still think it couldn't be worse than friggin J Barnes singing 'No Second Prize' and Mark Seymour 'The Holy Grail'. *sighs*
Who WILL be at the ground is a certain Mr M Lloyd. Retiring 3 years too late for my liking. When was the last time an opposition team were genuinely concerned about him? Lloydy has been so crap for the last 3 years, that if he played against Essendon, they would play Fletcher on him. And he NEVER plays on a decent forward.
There are rumours that Lloydy will make a move to the media. I know being articulate isn't necessarily a business case for being there, but have you heard him talk? You may as well ask him to take Anthony Robbins spot as an motivational speaker. "ugh." Yeah thanks Matty. You'd have a room of people feigning the fall forward. And no, that isn't a typo.
Maybe Nicky Riewoldt attended one of his seminars, cos his ability to fall over in the third quarter of the Doggies game was the Softest act I have seen in football since Wakelin faked a broken face after Bickley tried to remove a speck of dirt from his jaw. Apart from Lloydy I don't think a player has fallen so quickly and so pathetically on the field of play. Ever. The Velvet Sledgehammer? You are kidding me aren't you? Did the media just make that up? I'd call him Turkish Delight. Promises so much but bite in and you just end up with a mess all over yer pants.
Maybe Nicky Riewoldt attended one of his seminars, cos his ability to fall over in the third quarter of the Doggies game was the Softest act I have seen in football since Wakelin faked a broken face after Bickley tried to remove a speck of dirt from his jaw. Apart from Lloydy I don't think a player has fallen so quickly and so pathetically on the field of play. Ever. The Velvet Sledgehammer? You are kidding me aren't you? Did the media just make that up? I'd call him Turkish Delight. Promises so much but bite in and you just end up with a mess all over yer pants.
i don't quite know what that means.
Of course I am not surprised. NR is SOFT. He deserves a spot in the Hall of Shame - "Biggest Girls Blouses Edition". Right next to him would be Malthouse and Licca, and James Hird (get off the bench). CLOWNS all of you. You'd never catch a Crows player crying (unless he had Victorian heritage of course). *sighs*
So, the Cats will win. Despite Mooney. To be a chance, Koshitsme has to do something he hasn't done for the last 5 weeks - get a possession. The Big K has actually been a good player in 2009 but like the Leon Davis's and Didak's of the world, on come the finals, and on comes the failure. Expect Del Santo to have a good one but Ablett, Selwood, Corey, and about 50 others to have more than enough. Chappers will have a pearler and you just know that the Big J will only get 8 possessions but kick 4 and pass off 4 rippers.
OOF Manzi (dog) also just let off a ripper. DAMN YOU!!!!
ANYWAY... seriously. that is terrible and I can't stay at this keyboard any longer. FARK!!!!! Cats by 34 points.
*glug*
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