The Year To Come - Essendon

The Messiah teaches Paddy Ryder how to keep his eye on the ball.


Oh yes, the Messiah is here to coach the 'yoof'.  The Golden Child has returned.  Why don't they just call him The Puppet and be done with it?  Bringing him in was all about membership and sponsorship and they have met those targets very nicely thank you very much.

And yes, they have even won some NAB cup games.  But we all know how much those mean.  Just ask the Blues how much pleasure they had winning the NAB granny and then finishing bottom. 

On the other hand, the Bombers have got rid of 'The Worst Coach In History' (source: DSD Cassell), and replaced him with Bomber "I am a hypocritical lying mofo" Thompson, and the next coach of the Crows, Simon Goodwin.

The best part about the Bombers doing well in the BankWh0re Cup is hearing Daaaaave start talking them up.  Don't we love that?  He is Mr Bluddy Chuckles at the moment.  Why is this good?  Because when they drop like a sack of 22 turds, there will be TEARS... and I will ENJOY them.  Yes, they will probably do better than last year - Knights was without a doubt a crap coach - but they will not be making the top 8.

Finishing Position: 10th-14th