The Half Time Verdict: Melbourne

Position: 16th
W/L: 1/11
Rubbish Factor: 100%

Melbourne. Well what can you say? No one expected anything and that is what they delivered. Dean Bailey looks like a pommie car salesman and he had the same quality of merchandise at his disposal. Descended from the Paps, his teams seems to have copied their defensive strategy - the Paps are one of the few teams who have had more points scored against them. One win - against the Tigers - the least points scored. Nine wins from 55 games. Glory days indeed...

Nup, there is nothing good to say about the Demons my friends, unless it's "Hey! My team is playing the Dees this week - cool! We need a percentage boost!"